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  • Flat Lander for Hire

    Posted on October 22nd, 2010 admin    Videos No comments

    Please consider hiring Flat Lander as your organization’s on-camera spokesperson.

  • Proclamation of Apology to Latter Day Saint Women

    Posted on September 24th, 2010 Cliff the Wino    Uncategorized 2 comments

    The Latter Day Saint Coalition hasn’t yet got their website up and running, and has asked us to post this Proclamation on their behalf.

    Proclamation of Apology

    to Latter Day Saint Women and Girls,

    Past, Present and Future

    To all Latter Day Saint Women and Girls, Past, Present and Future:

    The Latter Day Saint tradition of relegating women and girls to subservient positions and denying them equality with men in all matters is abhorrent and unjustifiable, and for this and all similar acts in the past and those that are on-going at this time, we apologize, and pledge to do all within our power to end this practice immediately.

    Much of the inappropriate treatment of women and girls in the Latter Day Saint movement can be traced directly to the Latter Day Saints founding Prophet, Joseph Smith, Jr., whose reprehensible actions toward women and girls knew no bounds.  The depravity of the Prophet Joseph and his close associates included polygamy, rape, sexual molestation, coercion, physical and mental abuse, forced abortions, intimidation, theft, smear campaigns against virtuous women, and many other grave injustices.  These acts have been continued, unfortunately, by many men and leaders in the Latter Day Saint movement for the last 180 years.  These acts have been largely denied, covered up, ignored or otherwise minimized by Latter Day Saint churches and their leaders.  The acts of the perpetrators were wrong and are wrong and should never have taken place.  Bishops, stake presidents, general authorities and other church leaders who were in any way complicit in aiding the perpetrators from evading justice or who did not take strong action to protect the victims, were also wrong.  For all these egregious wrongful acts we offer our deepest apologies and pledge to immediately take corrective action.

    And, for the myriad ways the institutions and leaders of the Latter Day Saint movement taught women and girls to feel inadequate or inferior, or discouraged women and girls from reaching their full potential, or in any way demeaned, disparaged, damaged, harmed, injured or diminished any Latter Day Saint woman or girl, we profoundly apologize and pledge to discontinue all such practices immediately.

    We further promise that we will do better, and we ask you to hold us to that promise.

    Proclaimed before God, angels, and various witnesses,
    this 24th Day of September, 2010 by

    Andrew D. Callahan
    Executive Director
    Latter Day Saint Coalition
    for and on behalf of all churches and leaders
    of the Latter Day Saint movement worldwide, past, present and future.

    Click to download a PDF copy of the Proclamation of Apology to Latter Day Saint Women

  • Inspired by Insana Dee

    Posted on September 24th, 2010 admin    First Prez, Other Leaders, Videos No comments

    Click to download a copy of the Proclamation of Apology to Latter Day Saint Women

  • Mormons Admit to Real Reason for Supporting Prop 8

    Posted on September 8th, 2010 admin    Videos No comments

    A brave young man at BYU wrote a letter to the editor that deserves notice:

    Here’s a link to that letter:
    http://usu-shaft.com/2010/byu-censors-letter-to-the-editor-critical-of-prop-8/

  • Mormons and Oral Sex

    Posted on August 19th, 2010 admin    Videos 2 comments

    The subject of what sexual practices are permitted between married couples is a frequent, if taboo, discussion topic among curious members of various fundamental religious groups, like Mormons. Here, I share a perspective on Mormonism and Oral Sex.

  • Mormons are Normal and Mainstream

    Posted on August 17th, 2010 admin    Temple Education Series, Videos 1 comment

    COJCOLDS has a new public relations campaign to help show how normal and mainstream Mormons are.  We want to help.

  • New Church Manual Now Available

    Posted on July 23rd, 2010 admin    Miracles 3 comments
    New Church Manual available to Latter Day Saints just received from the planet Kolob in the Celestial Kingdom.

    New Church Manual available to Latter Day Saints just received from the planet Kolob in the Celestial Kingdom. This manual has been updated as of July 28, 2010 to offer even more important insights than it did before. Future updates are expected. Check back frequently.

    UPDATED VERSIONJuly 28, 2010

    Our friends at the Church of Intergalactic Jesus of Apocalyptic-times Saints have published a new manual (and it was actually produced on the planet Kolob in the Celestial Kingdom!) and have graciously allowed us to make it available to all Latter Day Saints on Earth.  The new updated version comes with the following warning from its publisher

    ***WARNING***

    This pamphlet might offend you if you are:

    Black

    Female

    Gay

    Asian

    Poor

    An Astronaut

    To get the complete seven-page pamphlet/manual in PDF form, click here.

    This manual has the power to change lives.  Please download it, and share it with everyone you know.  If you are a member of a Latter Day Saint church, please produce copies of this and distribute it to your fellow church members, through ward and stake newsletters and bulletins, etc.

    Unconfirmed reports are that COJCOLDS approves the distribution of this pamphlet, because there is a picture of Thomas S. Monson in the manual, so if you are a member of COJCOLDS, you can probably feel comfortable that you have permission to distribute this to people at church and by any means possible.

    We Latter Day Saints must do all we can to Bring the World It’s Truth!  So, I say, Come, Come Ye Saints, Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel, and Do What Is Right!

  • Video Conference of Religious Leaders

    Posted on June 29th, 2010 admin    Videos No comments

    Here is the video from our recent conference.

  • Improving Home Teaching

    Posted on June 24th, 2010 Cliff the Wino    Videos 1 comment

    Bishop Flat Lander outlines a new and improved home teaching program.

  • Washings and Anointings – Temple Education Series

    Posted on April 27th, 2010 Cliff the Wino    Temple Education Series 3 comments

    Another of our educational videos.