Flat Lander Announces Fund Raider and Candidacy

Mormons are as Insensitive as Westboro Baptists

Upon learning that the good folks at COJCOLDS have baptized Holocaust victim Anne Frank yet again, we released this video.

Understanding Why Mormons Baptize Dead Jewish Holocaust Victims

We released this video after learning that the COJCOLDS folks were still baptizing Holocaust victims.

Our Valentine’s Day Video

We have just released this new Valentine’s Day video.

Hinckley: “Monson is an Ass” Packer is Evil

Moron Church of Latter-day Saints Presiding Bishop Flat Lander recently conducted a post-baptism interview with Gordon B. Hinckley, former President and Prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, who was baptized by proxy into the Moron Church.

BFL: Congratulations on your baptism in the Moron Church of Latter-day Saints, Gordon.

HINCKLEY: Does this cancel my baptism in COJCOLDS?

BFL: We can put in a cancellation for you if you wish.

HINCKLEY: Yes, please do.

BFL: Not a problem. You had quite a bit of administrative experience when you were alive, we were thinking of putting you to work for us now.

HINCKLEY: Go F—– Yourself!

BFL: Oh.

HINCKLEY: I’m dead and I’m not working a regular job ever again.

BFL: Fair enough, how about a position as a part-time consultant?

HINCKLEY: What’s it pay?

BFL: What do you want?

HINCKLEY: I’ll get back to you on that. When do I start?

BFL: Right now. Our membership drive isn’t going quite as well as we would like. Do you have any insights on how we can increase our numbers?

HINCKLEY: In COJCOLDS we mostly used deception and guilt.

BFL: We have standards.

HINCKLEY: Then why did you hire me?

BFL: Maybe you could just tell me some of COJCOLDS’s biggest secrets.

HINCKLEY: Monson is an ass.

BFL: I knew that.

HINCKLEY: Packer and Oaks hate each other and both are pure evil.

BFL: I knew that too.

HINCKLEY: Anything else I can help you with?

BFL: I’ll get back to you on that.

LDS Temple Wedding Video

Flat Lander for Hire

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Inspired by Insana Dee

Click to download a copy of the Proclamation of Apology to Latter Day Saint Women

Mormons Admit to Real Reason for Supporting Prop 8

A brave young man at BYU wrote a letter to the editor that deserves notice:

Here’s a link to that letter:
http://usu-shaft.com/2010/byu-censors-letter-to-the-editor-critical-of-prop-8/

Mormons and Oral Sex

The subject of what sexual practices are permitted between married couples is a frequent, if taboo, discussion topic among curious members of various fundamental religious groups, like Mormons. Here, I share a perspective on Mormonism and Oral Sex.