New Church Manual Now AvailablePosted on July 23rd, 2010 3 comments
UPDATED VERSION – July 28, 2010
Our friends at the Church of Intergalactic Jesus of Apocalyptic-times Saints have published a new manual (and it was actually produced on the planet Kolob in the Celestial Kingdom!) and have graciously allowed us to make it available to all Latter Day Saints on Earth. The new updated version comes with the following warning from its publisher
This pamphlet might offend you if you are:
To get the complete seven-page pamphlet/manual in PDF form, click here.
This manual has the power to change lives. Please download it, and share it with everyone you know. If you are a member of a Latter Day Saint church, please produce copies of this and distribute it to your fellow church members, through ward and stake newsletters and bulletins, etc.
Unconfirmed reports are that COJCOLDS approves the distribution of this pamphlet, because there is a picture of Thomas S. Monson in the manual, so if you are a member of COJCOLDS, you can probably feel comfortable that you have permission to distribute this to people at church and by any means possible.
We Latter Day Saints must do all we can to Bring the World It’s Truth! So, I say, Come, Come Ye Saints, Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel, and Do What Is Right!
This is the shizzle but I have another great gig going for me so I can’t directly endorse this. Be sure to check out my “Count Chocula” cereal at your local grocery store.
All I need to follow the Brethren! Thanks
What if I’m Asian, female and masturbate? Will I become a homosexual male? Not the face!
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