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  • New Church Manual Now Available

    Posted on July 23rd, 2010 admin    Miracles 3 comments
    New Church Manual available to Latter Day Saints just received from the planet Kolob in the Celestial Kingdom.

    New Church Manual available to Latter Day Saints just received from the planet Kolob in the Celestial Kingdom. This manual has been updated as of July 28, 2010 to offer even more important insights than it did before. Future updates are expected. Check back frequently.

    UPDATED VERSIONJuly 28, 2010

    Our friends at the Church of Intergalactic Jesus of Apocalyptic-times Saints have published a new manual (and it was actually produced on the planet Kolob in the Celestial Kingdom!) and have graciously allowed us to make it available to all Latter Day Saints on Earth.  The new updated version comes with the following warning from its publisher

    ***WARNING***

    This pamphlet might offend you if you are:

    Black

    Female

    Gay

    Asian

    Poor

    An Astronaut

    To get the complete seven-page pamphlet/manual in PDF form, click here.

    This manual has the power to change lives.  Please download it, and share it with everyone you know.  If you are a member of a Latter Day Saint church, please produce copies of this and distribute it to your fellow church members, through ward and stake newsletters and bulletins, etc.

    Unconfirmed reports are that COJCOLDS approves the distribution of this pamphlet, because there is a picture of Thomas S. Monson in the manual, so if you are a member of COJCOLDS, you can probably feel comfortable that you have permission to distribute this to people at church and by any means possible.

    We Latter Day Saints must do all we can to Bring the World It’s Truth!  So, I say, Come, Come Ye Saints, Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel, and Do What Is Right!