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  • Andrew Callahan’s Testimony of the Prophet Joseph Smith

    Posted on April 6th, 2010 Cliff the Wino    Uncategorized 2 comments

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    • what do you know about the white salamander that was to have given the plates to j smith

    • James,
      The white salamander who allegedly gave the alleged plates to the alleged prophet was allegedly the creation of one Mark Hoffmann, a Mormon who probably would have fit in well with the Prophet Joseph. Alas, Hoffmann seems to have been born about a century too late, and as a result was unable to rise to the top of the Mormon pyramid. Other than that, I know very little. I did interview a unicorn named White Salamander,

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