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  • Our First Ever Membership Drive

    Posted on February 23rd, 2010 Cliff the Wino    Administration, Videos No comments

    Below is the first video announcing our first ever Membership Drive. I’m the one who played the trumpet in the video. – Cliff

  • Divine Visitations Coming Soon

    Posted on February 18th, 2010 Cliff the Wino    Happenings, Leaders, Miracles, Other Leaders, Press Release No comments

    We are pleased to announce that we have made arrangements for several Divine Visitations in the not too distant future. After extensive negotiations, exact dates of the visitations have not been firmed up, but the preconditions required for the visitations have been agreed to.

    White Salamander

    White Salamander

    1. When the Moron Church of Latter-day Saints fan page on Facebook reaches 1000 fans, the angel Moron I and his unicorn White Salamander will visit three cities and two small towns in Utah offering rides to children under 100 lbs.. For each additional 1000 fans to the Facebook page, Moron I and White Salamander will visit three cities and two small towns in one additional states, on this list: California, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Maine, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Illinois. Once the number of Facebook fans reaches 10,000, Moron I and White Salamander will begin visiting all 50 US states, all of the provinces and territories of Canada, and a few other English speaking countries.

    Jesus

    Jesus

    2. When the total number of subscribers to the Moron Church’ YouTube channel reaches 1,000 Jesus will visit Hastings, Nebraska. When the number of subscribers reaches 10,000, Jesus will visit Salt Lake City and attempt to get an audience with the COJCOLDS First Presidency to set them straight on a few things.

    3. When the total number of views of the Moron Church’s YouTube videos reaches 25,000 Jesus’s dad will travel to Rome to seek an audience with the Pope, and will invite religious leaders from hundreds of Christian, Jewish and Muslim sects and cults to attend.

    His Noodliness

    His Noodliness

    4. When the total number of views of the Moron Church’s YouTube videos reaches 1 million, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will personally appear at the United Nations building in New York City, and summon all world leaders to attend and be instructed in the true order of pasta, and the establishment of a Noodly way of life for everyone, in a world free from hunger, hatred and disease.

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    Become a fan of the Moron Church Facebook page

    Become a fan of the Moron Church Facebook Fan Page and invite all your friends and family to do the same. Post comments, photos and links to the fan page’s wall.

    Subscribe to the Moron Church’s YouTube channel:

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    Visit the Moron Church website

    With many fascinating and educational pages of the Moron Church website you will want to  share links with your friends to your favorite parts.   Be sure to post your comments so that others may be edified.

    Share links to individual Moron Church YouTube videos

    Family, friends, neighbors and co-workers will be blessed by watching these faith-promoting videos.

    A Noodly First Vision

    Law of Tithing Repealed

    Touring the Moron Church Temple

    Moron Church Has Facebook Page

    Gordon Hinckley Wants to Be a Moron

    Stop Calling Dallin H. Oaks a Moron

    Flat Lander’s New Gig

    We need everyone’s help to accomplish these important goals and bring these great blessings to the Earth.

    Won’t you please do all you can? . . . . I knew you would.

  • A Noodly First Vision

    Posted on February 15th, 2010 Cliff the Wino    Administration, Leaders, Miracles, Plastic Cassette Audiotapes, Videos 4 comments

    Flat Lander talks about his release from captivity (and doesn’t even mention me) and then explains the relationship between Mormonism and Pastafarianism.