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  • Flat Lander and Cliff the Wino Freed

    Posted on December 4th, 2009 Cliff the Wino    Administration, Happenings 2 comments

    Hi, Cliff here with word that Flat Lander and I have been freed.  Flat Lander put this statement on his Facebook page:

    “I have been freed from the Moron Church compound. Attached is a newspaper article with some information. I hope share more information soon. Just for now, thanks for everyone’s concern. It’s great to be free!”

    Here is the link to that newspaper article.  “Man Freed from ‘Crazy Mormon Cult'” Now, I know that lots of you have been worried about Flat Lander, and no one gives a fig about me, but I’m homeless again as a result of this.  I understand Flat Lander and his family are homeless, too.  But, nonetheless, I want to bear my testimony.  I know Joseph Smith screwed up the restoration of the gospel, and that through the Moron Church we had a chance to get it right.  Amen.

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    • your an idiot. do your research before you write things like this. it really makes u look very ignorant. but apparently it fits, you are a moron

    • Dear tabby:

      Thank you for your comments. I don’t know what research you are suggesting I do, I would appreciate any specific suggestions. And, yes, we are Morons and proud of it here in the Moron Church of Latter-day Saints.

      When you wrote: “your an idiot.”, did you actually mean to write: “You’re an idiot.”? There is some irony in you posting a comment with no capitalization, incorrect punctuation and misspelled words saying that someone else looks “very ignorant.”

      But, again, thank you for writing and please feel free to suggest research that you think might be helpful. If you would like for me to suggest reading material for you to study to aid you in your grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc., please let me know.

      All the best,

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