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• Our First Ever Membership Drive
• Divine Visitations Coming Soon
• A Noodly First Vision
• Flat Lander and Cliff the Wino Freed
• Patriarchal Blessings Now On Sale
• The Law of Tithing Has Been Repealed
• Horses were Unicorns
• Our New Temple is Nearly Complete - Take a Video Tour
• Meet Chief False: Interpreter of Ancient Pictures and Languages
• Greetings from Steve Yawn!
• Moron Church Hires Arm Chair Quarterback Steve Yawn
• First Presidency Thanks COJCOLDS Leadership for Embracing Moronism
• Moron Church now has Facebook Page
• Gordon Hinckley Wants to Be a Moron
• Flat Lander Hired as New Church Spokesperson