Posted on November 12th, 2009 No comments
This video explains everything.
Posted on November 9th, 2009 No comments
Henry Eyeball, First Counselor in the First Presidency, announced recently that new scholarship has discovered that all horses mentioned in the Book of Moron (also known by COJCOLDS and other Latter Day Saint churches as the Book of Mormon) were in fact actually unicorns. “This was just another instance where Joseph Smith screwed up the restoration,” said Eyeball.
Asked why there have been no unicorn remains found anywhere in the western hemisphere, Eyeball explained, “Most were eaten by the cureloms. The only one that survived was the one ridden by the angel, Moron I. We are releasing the attached photograph as proof of the historicity of everything we teach in the Moron Church.”
More information will be released when available.