YM/YM General Presidency Released

Joseph Jeffers, Jr (left), Brigham Jeffers, and Gordon B. Jeffers

Joseph Jeffers, Jr, former Young Men and Young Women General President has been stripped of all Church duties and responsibilities as have his counselors and biological brothers Brigham Jeffers and Gordon B. Jeffers.  The three have been implicated in various schemes to coerce young women into polygamous marriages.  The three are currently chained in a dark room in the basement of Church Headquarters, pending repair of the Church’s industrial wood chipper.