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Woodrow Wilford Snow - Quorum of the Twelve Apostles
Posted on April 7th, 2009 No comments
Elder Woodrow Wilford Snow
Woodrow Wilford Snow
Quorum of the Twelve Apostles
Little is known about Elder Snow other than that he likes to dress in fancy clothes, has had plastic surgery to maintain a “boyish” appearance, and he colors his hair.
His last three General Conference talks degenerated into little more than 20-minute personal rants about the difficulty of finding a good hair stylist.
He is single and is believed to be left handed. He occasionally sleeps on park benches, and urinates in public.
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