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  • Woodrow Wilford Snow – Quorum of the Twelve Apostles

    Posted on April 7th, 2009 admin    Apostles No comments
    Elder Woodrow Wilford Snow

    Elder Woodrow Wilford Snow

    Woodrow Wilford Snow

    Quorum of the Twelve Apostles

    Little is known about Elder Snow other than that he likes to dress in fancy clothes, has had plastic surgery to maintain a “boyish” appearance, and he colors his hair.

    His last three General Conference talks degenerated into little more than 20-minute personal rants about the difficulty of finding a good hair stylist.

    He is single and is believed to be left handed.  He occasionally sleeps on park benches, and urinates in public.

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