Understanding Moron Church Administration

Introduction

Some very bright people have noticed a similarity between many of the leaders of the Moron Church of Latter-day Saints and some other leaders of other churches in the Latter-day Saint movement.  The reason for this similarity is that the Moron Church leaders have undergone secret and doubly sacred temple ordinances in which they have become “proxy twins” for certain key leaders of other Mormon Churches.

The First Presidency

The leadership and hierarchy of The Moron Church of Latter-day Saints closely mirrors that of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in some ways, but differs in others.  The top leadership is the First Presidency.  This body of three (currently five) Presidents makes all key leadership decisions, sometimes in consultation with others.

The First Presidency of the Moron Church of Latter-day Saints (dressed for a costume party).

The Quorum of the Twelve Apostles

The Quorum of the Twelve Apostles is the second highest body of the Moron Church of Latter-day Saints, and at times of death or disability of the Prophet the senior Apostle assumes the leadership of the Church.  As with the leadership of other Latter Day Saint churches, it helps to be out of touch with reality to be appointed an Apostle.  Sometimes there are 12 members of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, sometimes more, sometimes less.

The Quorum of the Twelve Apostles (missing Elder Nealwell) relax during a break from General Conference.

The Seventy

There can be numerous quorums of seventies called, and while these guys are important dudes too, few of them are truly memorable.  The Seventy is presided over by a group of up to seven presidents.  There has never been a single recorded instance when any of the Quorums of the Seventy had 70 members.  No one really knows why we call them that, but we do.

Some members of the current Presidency of the Seventy, just hanging out.

Members of the Presidency of the Seventy at a work project to re-roof the famous Moron Tabernacle.