Three Nephites

The Three Nephites as depicted in a wax museum. Photo courtesy of Stinkie Pinkie.

Three Nephites Immortalized in Wax

As is the custom with great religious figures, statues of the Three Nephites have now been produced for the world to admire.  According to Latter Day Saint teachings, the Three Nephites were blessed to roam the entire world, never tasting death, working to bring about the greater glory of God or some such thing and facing all manner of persecutions for their efforts.  At first it seemed like a pretty neat thing, but after several hundred years this got boring for the Three Nephites, and in the 20th century they adopted the names of Moe, Larry and Curly and went into show business.  Their acts were well received, particularly the parts where they demonstrated the kinds of persecutions they had suffered over the years, being hit in the head with mallets, having their limbs sawed off, etc.
An Internet search for them under their stage name “The Three Stooges” will quickly prove that their work was truly Moronic, in the finest Latter Day Saint tradition.