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  • Henry Eyeball — First Counselor in the First Presidency

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    Henry Eyeball

    Henry Eyeball after Hoax's terrible prank, but before the miraculous surgery performed by M. Russell Russell M

    Henry Eyeball after the miraculous surgery.

    Henry Eyeball after the miraculous surgery.

    Henry Eyeball

    First Counselor in the First Presidency.

    Henry Eyeball is still considered both a prophet and a revelator, but because he has only one eye, he is a “looker” instead of a “seer.”  Eyeball was formerly known as Henry Three Eyes due to an unusual birth defect.  Apostle Dale Lynn Hoax is responsible for a practical joke that went tragically wrong resulting in Eyeball’s name change.

    Fortunately for Eyeball, one of the conjoined twins comprising the Apostle(s)  M. Russell Russell M is a skilled surgeon, and was able to perform surgery on Three Eyes only a few days after Hoax’s prank, leading to a complete recovery, and a stylish new look.

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