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  • Gordon B. Hinky – President and Prophet for Eternity

    Posted on April 8th, 2009 admin    First Prez No comments
    Gordon B. Hinky blows a magic whistle to request a visit with an angel.

    Gordon B. Hinky.

    Gordon B. Hinky

    President and Prophet for Eternity

    Gordon B. Hinky was born in a log cabin during the time of the Protestant Reformation.  He advanced through the church to become President and Prophet for Eternity, so even after his death, he continues to be the Prophet.  Videotape surveillance indicates he may actually have died in 1987, but no one noticed until 2008, when he was buried in the Hill Cummorah next to the Urim and Thumim.

    In the photo at the left the great Prophet for Eternity is shown blowing a special recorder to summon a visit from an angel.  Further information about this great Prophet can be found in the book written by former Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints prophet Gordon B. Hinckley’s non-existent brother entitled “Sitting for Nothing.”

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